Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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