did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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