Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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