Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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