You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
