I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
that's an acceptable place to lick
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
