A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You can't motorboat a personality
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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