No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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