I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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