covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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