dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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