so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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