Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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