doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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