Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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