I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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