C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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