But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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