Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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