i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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