Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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