Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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