Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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