I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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