he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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