and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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