Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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