we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
