I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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