so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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