Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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