we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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