just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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