A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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