You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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