I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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