I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If that was your dad, he is hot
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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