I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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