What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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