Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Even my vagina gasped.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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