Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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