so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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