READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize