Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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