3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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