so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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