And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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