I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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