we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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