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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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