I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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