it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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