It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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