Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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