? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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