i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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