My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize