we're blogging at a bar
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
