Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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