I want to have your abortion
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
We need to get me chipped asap
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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